Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation (or EWT for short) is the official Wrestlecrap e-fed located at the Official Wrestlecrap Forums. It was founded on June 10th, 2004 on the EZ Proboards link, which sadly, does not work. It was spawned from a joke thread about a Wrestlecrap Forum stable called the New Board Order(or nBo for short).
The Original Promo That Started It All[]
*Toomiguci enters a building & has a vision* This is where it begins anew. The nBo likes to swerve & change whatever they wish because they are afraid of the true outcome. So now, I, Toomiguci, will build my own thread. A thread with no rules, no holes barred, no count outs, no dq's, nothing. Hopefully I can get the backing I need. And that I won't bounce any checks. A revolutionary thread is coming. And it starts right here in this Bingo Hall. *Toomiguci walks up to a platform & grabs the Bingo Callers mic* Get the hell out of my building B4 I call security on your asses. This is now the EWT!!!! Old Lady: B4? I GOT BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *A small chant starts to break out of the rest of the old folks* EWT!!! EWT!!! EWT!!! EWT!!! "Extreme Wrestlecrap Thread"
Infamous Mass Carboard Incident[]
*Toomiguci walks to the center of the ring with cardboard Russo* Slim, Slim, Slim, it's nothing personal. It's all about the mighty dollar. And, well, here's what I think of your gift. *Toom E takes a chainsaw & starts slicing Cardboard Russo* Now excuse me, while I build a bonfire. *New Jack runs out from the back with his trashcan & a can of lighter fluid. New Jack proceeds to douse Russo in lighter fluid & tosses him into the trash can* Anybody got a light? *sievetronix walks out of the back with a flame thrower & aims it into the trash can, where he proceeds to burn Cardboard Russo* That, my friend, is what I like to call the Mass Cardboard Incident. Afterall, this is EXTREME!!!
Popular PPV Events[]
Crap-a-Mania - 5 are now in existence.
Royal Pain In The Ass Rumble - Three exist. Dorf won the second one and Ultimo Chocula won the third (subsequently changed his name to King Choculon as a result)
Seasons Beatings (EWT) - EWT Superstars go to Iraq around Christmas time.
Toomi's House Party - Annual PPV held on Toomi's birthday, January 8. Except the third installment was shown on June 3, 2007.
To see about more EWT PPVs go to Official EWT PPVs List
Roster:[]
Commissioner: Toom E. Dangerously
Christopher Indigo
Mysth
Team Ireland (members are Sean McCann, Aidan Donnelly,"Celtic Giant" Shane Malone, and Coach Pat O'Hare
TJT: Jimmy Thunder, Jason Jupiter, & Terina
Jack Jupiter
Andy "The Eagle" Davidson
Sigma
"Sexually Suggestive" Ivy Rosepine
John "The Lion" Valentine AKA Viper
Veronica De Marco (John Valentine’s MANAGER)
Joe One
Richard Clay
"The Suicidal" Chad Michaels
“The Prophecy” Mike Corral
Virus
Mahavir Abha
Jasmyne
Danny Ashley
Houston
Titan
"Rebelious" Darren Matthews
Sajoa Moe
Crash Johannson
Bullz-I
Callie Shaw (Bullz-I’s Valet)
"The Highland Horror" Angus MacAngus
(The) Emerald Warrior
Ghost Face
Mike Zephyr
Mark Zephyr
Dave Davies
Brian Gold
"The One Armed Bandit" Sammy Stardust
Marcus Trunk
Koda Kazar
Poe Moe Foe
Trik Turner
Lance Sterling
Bosco Barracus
Archie Barracus
"The Mightiest Gladiator" Jason Raid
Mick Badamle(Jason Raid's Manager)
Chance Confidence
The Platinum Punisher
Vile
Jason White
Justin White
Benjamin Bannock
Antonio "Tony" Colon
Rita Perez
Marie Martinique
Cassius Money(Manager)
"Team Captain" Scott Mason
Sam Johnson
Randy Stratton
Tag Teams and Stables
The Highland Diamonds: Angus MacAngus and The Emerald Warrior
TJT (Jimmy Thunder, Jason Jupiter, Terina(Valet)
Team Ireland
Minipax (Joe One and Richard Clay)
Rated X (Chad Michaels and Mike Corral)
The Guardinals (Andy Davidson and John Valentine)
Team Domination (Danny Ashley, Titan, and Houston)
The Zephyr Brothers (Mike and Mark Zephyr)
De Whizbang (Brian Gold and Dave Davies)
The Barracus Cousins (Osco and Archie Barracus)
The New Class Varsity Tigers ("Captain" Scott Mason, Sam Johnson, and Randy Stratton)
EWT Alumni[]
Merc/Outlaw (Couldn't comit to contract terms)
Mystery (fired for no showing a PPV and a title match)
Noah/Redface Rodgers (Let go)
Sensational Cherry (retired)
Dr. Vivian Anemone (freedom leave)
Queen Rosa (retired)
"HeartBreak Hitman" Brett Micheals (retired)
Heidendorf (forced to retire due to psychoapeguy making him a paraplegic) The Ragnals
Chrysta (Backstage issues forced her to quit)
DSR (Retired)
Gasoline (Retired)
Limey (temporary leave)
Spaz (Shoulder injury forced retirement)
Carla O. Woe (temporary leave)
The Daryl Dragon
PsyToni Tennille
King Choculon (Career ending injury suffered at Crap A Mania !!!!)
Flex Magnificent (Retired)
Rachael Leigh Cook (temporary leave)
Cassinova
Jonathan Doe(Granted release)
Ape Love
Crauswell
Chris Evans
Singapore Caine
Marcus "Stylez" Saxton
Christian Starr
Corpse
Wraith
Karma
Smarky
Eddie Omega
Ivy Rosepine
Rick Raskall
Melissa Cameron
"The Wrestle Posse" Tenacious J & A: Jobby McJobberston & Axel Halaway
The Midnight Mystery
"The Comedian" Bobby Riggs
Madison The Clown Girl
Ferhago Crow
Coming Attraction Productions: Tim Cruis, Lull Songstra, and Mella Drom Attoc (with Zed Pine).
Alexa King(Wellness violation)
Exner(Vanished, then was released)
Team Raft-Shack (Zeleke Injured.)
EWT Hall Of Fame[]
Original Class
8Syxx
You Gene Lesnar
Wonderful Wally Washington
Na$ure Boy
Geraldo Riveria
William Hung
Class Of 2005
HitmanMark
The Variable
Double D Dudley
Richard Simmons
Tim McGraw
Moxie
sievetronix
Miss Redneck Woman
mommytaker
Class Of 2006
DSR
Clettus Quin
Crauswell
A-Bomb
Stevie Richards
Danny Tanner
Limey
Carla O Woe
Oceanic
Flex Magnificent
Class Of 2007
Billy “the Virgin” Ubermark
HeartBreak Hitman Brett Micheals
Gasoline
Queen Rosa
D’Zee
Linda Ragnal
Chrysta
Ms. White
Sensational Cherry
Botchberg
curtrok
Current Champions[]
| Promotion | Championship |
Current champion(s) | Held since |
|---|---|---|---|
| Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation | EWT World Champion | Dave Davies | April 27, 2008 (Royal Pain In The Ass Rumble) |
| EWT Tri-State Champion | Virus | April 9, 2008 (Regular EWT programming) | |
| EWT Ox Division Champion | Hardcore Hensley | March 31, 2008 (No Holds Barred) | |
| EWT World Tag-Team Champions | The Highland Diamonds (Angus MacAngus and The Emerald Warrior) | June 1, 2008 (Crap-a-Mania Cinco) | |
| EWT Toolshed Champion | John "The Lion" Valentine | February 18, 2008 (Common Ground) | |
| EWT Girl Next Door Champion | D'Zee | June 1, 2008 (Crap-a-Mania Cinco) | |
| EWT Stable Champions | Retired | March 2008 |