Crap-a-Mania

Crap-a-Mania is Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation's grand marquee PPV held at the booker's (Toomiguci's) discretion. To date, three have been completed. A fourth, will be held soon.

Crap-a-Mania I

America The Beautiful: William Hung

• The Communists (Dorf, Heiden-Dorf, Marcel Adams, and Fuzzy Warble) come out with an anti-Capitalist speech, until Merc ruins the party.

• Interview with mommytaker

Girl Next Door Division, mommytaker (c) vs. "Mystery" woman - "Mystery" woman wins after mommytaker laid down for her.

• Botchberg promo

Scaffold Tables Match, Spaz vs. Botchberg - El Gran Luchadore interferes and Spaz wins after Botchberg Spears into a table after falling from a Scaffold

*EWT 5K Beer Run - won by Bollywood Spike for using a car.

OX Division, Elevator to Hell Match, DSR vs. Dave Davies - DSR walks into elevator and goes to "hell." Post-match: Takes a crap on OX Division belt for its significance and relation towards Crap-a-Mania event.

• Jimmy, the fan segment. Jimmy is a young boy, who won the EWT Video game challenge, "Can You Dig It, F***a!!!" His challenge now is to face an EWT Superstar to another game for a chance to win $1000. Jimmy originally chooses Variable, but he is injured.

Crap-a-Mania 2

• The School House Hardcore match between Joel Nelson and Mike Hodgson ended in a no contest when the Nyrds realized they were better off not fighting each other.
• Carl Guerrero def. Mike Ragnal in a Hardcore Rules match
• Paul Podanski def. Tim "The Toolman" Terror in a "Loser Gets Fired" match
• The TLC match for the EWT Tri-State Championship was considered a draw after both Maelstrom and Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark grabbed the belt and broke it in two
• Joe Ragnal def. Ultimo Chocula in the Fun House
• D-Boy def. psychoapeguy
• Merc & JZ Badblood vs. Botchberg & Curtrok ended in a no contest after JZ beat up Merc
• Hillary Clitton & Chrysta vs. Linda Ragnal & Oceanic never happened, as Linda turned on Oceanic and eliminated both her and Chrysta. Hillary then awarded Linda the Girl Next Door Championship
• A-Bomb def. Bison Tonto
• Limey & "The Heartbreak Hitman" Bret Michaels def. Flex Magnificent to retain the EWT Tag Team Championships
• Eddie Omega def. Spaz, Theo Rumm, WDD, Les E Biase, & Mad Matt Rage in a Battle Royale for the EWT Ox Division Championship
• DSR def. Dorf for the EWT World Heavyweight Championship in an Iron Man Match

Crap-a-Mania 3

• Rosebud def. Merc in a Hardcore Rules match
• The Nyrds def. Team Ireland in a Nintendo Power match
• Singapore Caine def. Clem Chowder in a "Loser Gets Fired" match
• Shane Malone deef. Chris Evans
• Chrysta def. Sarah Sidall in a Frozen Code match
• Mike Ragnal def. Bret Michaels to become the new EWT Tri-State Champion
• Virus & Canceler def. the PTA (Principal Pain and Eddie Omega)) in a Detention match
• Chance Confidence def. The Great Hugo for #1 contendership for the EWT Toolshed Championship in a Barbwire Ropes match
• Prophecy Reborn vs. Rated X never took place
• Koda Kazar def. Jester Colt Jackal to retain the EWT Ox Division Championship
• Rachel Leigh Cook (no, not THE RLC) def. Queen Rosa for the EWT Girl Next Door Championship in an Iron Man Match
• Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark def. Ultimo Chocula
• Spyke Johannson def. Joe Ragnal in a Chuck E. Cheese match to become the new EWT Toolshed Champion
• Spaz def. Gasoline to retain the EWT World Heavyweight Championship