FMW/NEW Holiday Massacre

FMW NEW Holiday Massacre was a mini-PPV event held by Full Metal Wrestling to launch it's development fed FMW NEW in Jaro's basement. The event was done in more a comedy style than to the normal serious style of FMW event. Guest commentary was provided on every match by FMW main roster members. The event was seen as an excellent chance for new FMW members to show their skills, unfounatly the event was riddled by no-shows and poor, half hearted promos. However, from these poor begins was created the great success that is FMW NEW today.

The venue was Jaro's basement and the small space was tough to work with. However, The O'Rion brothers, Andrew, Alex o'Rion and Adrain managed to setup a ring and used speakers and I-pods for music. The crowd was made up of FMW roster members and a few lucky FMW fans selected to attend.

FMW NEW Holiday Massacre

 *  The Ghost defeated Omento.
 * The Ghost pinned Omento after a scissor kick to the back of the head in a singles match.
 * Guest commentary for this match was Flare on Play-by-Play and Hostyle on Colour (Dangerous by Design) who spent half of the match having a thumb war instead of calling the match.
 * After the match Andrew introduced the new FMW NEW staff; NEW Comissioner Mike "Brawler" Nunes, Play by Play commentor Jake Lowell and Colour commentor Fred LaRochelle.
 * ''' King Guiomar defeated Pure Extremist in a singles match.
 * King Guiomar won by submission after 20 german suplexes, two Imperial Decrees and the Magister Equitum.
 * Homicide and James McDaygo (the MWA) were meant to call this match but James McDaygo was too busy getting drunk so Homicide called it on his own.
 * Rain of Pain defeated Tetrion in a singles match.
 * Rain of Pain pinned Tetrion with a illegal roll up after a DDT. Tetrion was caught in this DDT because he was too busy shouting at a fan. That was the entire match.
 * The Sublime and Korran Holycon (SoCal Connection) called this incredibly short match. Sublime decided to be a JR parody for the match shouting "BAWH GAWD" and "BARBEQUE" for the match. Afterwards SoCal Connection left for a strip joint.
 * Mac Deezy defeated The Celt in the main event.
 * Mac Deezy pinned The Celt after a clothesline/pimpslap from hell.
 * Jackie Test and the returned and drunken James McDaygo called this match. The match McDaygo claimed Irish-Americans>Plain Irish,and that he once had sex with a cat. He also said he prefered to call German suplexes "Nazi Suplexs because they're efficient".
 * After the match Mac Deezy's hoes flooded the ring. McDaygo joined them in dancing.
 * Jaro then returned home and everyone was forced to run from his ALMIGHTY WRATH.