Dark Prophet

Dark Prophet, a name many men have feared for nearly five years now. Though having such a tough beginning in Pojo Wrestling Alliance, he has become a multi-time World Champion and one of the most iconic Wrestlers known to man. Though his methods cruel, this man is ingrained into the minds of all men. He is currently seen in WVWF.

Dark Prophet
Dark Prophet, two words that have somehow crept into the Efed Underground Subconscious and has been synonymous with murder and fear since he started his now legendary career. The man, the Myth, the Legend; Dark Prophet.

Early Years
Before he was Dark Prophet, he was Angel Christianson. Born in the city of Brooklyn Park, a suburb of Minneapolis, he grew up in a broken home. His mother was his only real parent, his grandparents lived hours away in Fargo, ND. From an early age he was gifted in school and music. He was changed forever when he met Lorelei Nelson. She was a temporary friend of his, but what she did to him behind closed doors at a party during his Freshman year of High School; she did something that released a part of him unknown till then. She tied him up, and sexually used him in ways that were unwanted at the time. Forced to fornicate with her, something in him snapped. He changed; as just two months later she was found dead. Her body was found with him curled in a corner, cradling the knife that he did it with. Her upper torso was mutilated by the gratuitous stabs. Being underage, and clearly mentally unstable he was not sent to a prison or juvenile hall, he was entrusted to the care of the Minnesota State Hospital in Fergus Falls. He was examined, and properly treated and by the time he was released at 18 years of age. He was "cured" and allowed to go back into society. Having his past, he could not get a normal job anywhere. It was during those hard times he met Zachary Zimmerson, the man who would become his best friend and band mate for the next five years.

Musical Career, Love, Tragedy
During those five great years the band Silent Sin arose to a fame unprecedented by any Hard Rock group out of Minnesota, ever. Three albums, millions of records and three tours he amassed wealth unknown to him until then. During this time, one of the roadies, a Julietta Lee, caught his eye. They courted for a year, starting when he was 20, after he turned 21 he proposed to her and they were married June 12, 2000. Unbenownst to him, something ill was brewing. The band had just finished their third full length album when Julietta's psychotic sister came to live with them. Joanie was unstable, and quickly began obsessing over him. He slowly began to drift into a place within himself not used since the murder of his rapist. On the last day of the tour, he went home, and no one knew what was about to happen. After a long night of drinking and drugs, he blacked out. When he woke, Julietta, the twin sister of Joanie and his wife; was dead. Blood was everywhere, on his hands and the furniture. Joanie was nowhere to be found, and he immediately blamed himself for her tragic death. The crime went as an unsolved murder, as the murder weapon had none of his fingerprints on them. After the funeral he did the unthinkable. He split the band up, even though there was no problems with them personally. He went into hiding, and only a week later was admitted to a hospital burnt from head to toe. He spent the next couple months in the hospital burn ward. By the time he turned 23, he had made his choice to pursue his childhood fantasy of being a professional wrestler. He trained for two years and wrestled in backyard shows around the US and Canada until he was picked up by Pojo Wrestling Alliance later that year. His wrestling career as Dark Prophet had begun.

PWA
Prophet started out badly. Pojo had wrestlers of immense experience there, none were rookies like him and he struggled through battles with the Hardcore Champion Akusai and other PWA stars. One of his most memorable matches was when he was thrown in front of a subway train in a Falls Count Anywhere match. He never won a title, and was released after his contract expired. However badly he was beaten there, he moved on, having been scouted by one Mike Franey. This was his shot at the big time, but he was to go somewhere else first.

UBAWF
His first "Indy" Federation since his pro career started, he surprised himself by winning. He was undefeated all but one match in his tenure there till it closed months later. He won the Hardcore Title, defeated all opponents and began to sculpt his persona of "Dark Prophet" to a razor edge. As a move by the booking staff, knowing he was leaving, forced him to drop the title to Spike Kane shortly after he obtained it. From there, Mike Franey, who had been keeping contact with him, had finally allowed him to move on. April's Pay Per View was coming up, and he needed one new name that would change his federation of DBW forever. Little did he know but he was going to unleash one of the biggest rising stars onto the surface of that federation.

DBW
DBW, Diva Board Wrestling hired him in March of '03, after running in obscurity he was going to start a 9 month run in the federation. His first match was not the highlight of the Pay Per View, it was his interference in the Owner's Buried Alive Match against Hunter. Prophet ran out and slammed the shovel into the skull of Hunter, who had been harassing him backstage for the prior week. He was then joined by the rest of the locker room as they collectively began to bury him alive. It was that night he would be re-introduced to his wife's sister, but didn't really think it was her at first. Joanie Lee, she was one of his biggest challenges the entire time. They had a feud that started that night. Over the next five months they would battle in the ring, in graveyards, backstage, and through three countries. The culmination of the first two and a half months, La Guerre in Paris on July 4th was his biggest match so far. Though he lost, the immense popularity of both him and Joanie skyrocketed after their epic Graveyard Match. Prophet was buried alive, after being bludgeoned down with a small grave marker and being thrown through a headstone. They saw him last being covered with dirt by the bulldozer on site, but no one expected what came next.

Later that week, at Uncensored; he showed up in Joanie's locker room, and kidnapped her manager, Jeanna. He was filmed torturing her for the next two weeks, and at the next Pay Per View there was another battle, this time a Tag Team Match between Prophet and Joanie, with the defunct former tag champs as their partners. Prophet emerged victorious that night, but he was soon to be struck against by Joanie. She began to taunt him with his deceased wife. She even defiled her grave, dug up her body and burned her coffin in the ring. Their next real match was to be at RIOTS in October, but they were forced before then, in the September Pay Per View to team together against the Tag Champions. And though they kicked each other's asses as much as their opponents, they emerged the Tag Team Champions, and were immediately scorned for fighting. Through the next month they dominated their opponents yet never got along. At RIOTS they were scheduled in a match that would surprise the entire federation. They were scheduled in a "Anger Management" Match, no victor, all weapons legal; just to finish their fight so they could cooperate. However their cooperation started that very night. After a chair shot to her head, a bloody lipped Joanie smiled seductively at Prophet, and he turned around smashing the chair on Jeanna as she attempted to come from behind. To everyone's surprise, Joanie began to kick and beat down her manager. Prophet saw that and they finished off the manager, sending her to the hospital but the shock came when they kissed and embraced in the center of the ring, tag titles in hand. After five months of battling they were not an item.

Their glory was soon to be tainted, as they were stripped of their titles the next week after a man, Synner, came and attacked Prophet while he was on the outside, ref's back turned. Joanie was pinned and Synner ran back into the crowd. They never saw each other in a match as Prophet was soon injured at a House Show and forced to sit out while the federation announced it was changing owners, names, and possibly for good. At New Year's Eve's show, Prophet was not there to watch Joanie and her former manager try to kill each other on a rooftop. He was ambushed by Synner again, run down while walking down a sidewalk miles away. He was sent to the hospital for the next month, where he met his first real manager, Lucietta.

XHF
Returning to the ring, his manager Lucietta, he had a short tenure in Xtreme Hardcore Federation. His first month he earned a spot in Mongo Corp, then was betrayed as he joined and left The Children of the Phoenix. His last match was his match against Snake for the Hardcore title which he lost, his contract expired and he showed up the next week in XCW.

Xtreme Championship Wrestling and IPW
This was his big break. He showed up and defeated everything in his path. Within the first month he was given a shot at Jon Michaels, World Champ. He won and was soon the number one man with a bullseye on his back. He was in contact with Kurt, the new owner of DBW, now IPW and signed to them. But not before faking injury and dropping his first, but not last, world title. He lost to Reckless Jack at Hardcore Anarchy and was said to have broken his leg in the match. However that was not the case as over the next two weeks his rumored return to DBW/IPW was being calculated.

The first few months saw him feuding with Kuroi and Chubbos, fighting for the Hardcore title. Their matches were very skilled and spot-heavy. After winning the low-tier Hardcore Title, he ascended it to almost rival that of the IPW World Championship. For this, he was in constant competition with the owner, Kurt, also known as You Can't Play Me or YCPM.

His psychotic tendencies took over again. While they toured in Germany, he killed a homeless man with his signature weapon, "The Crow". Shortly afterward the match at the next Pay Per View was set, Prophet verses the 7'4" 400+lb Seth Drakin. Seth had recently had triplets with his wife, and was considering retirement before he was called to this unlikely clash of the titans. Prophet, while locked up for the next month in an insane asylum, began a steady decent into insanity. Seth did not help, sending letters from his deceased wife, dead crows, and even burning his manager's face. Three days before the Pay Per View, he escaped the asylum, having concocted his own mysterious and deadly match for the show, Prophet's Asylum. The next night, at the friday live show, he attacked a victorious Seth Drakin in his last match before the Pay Per View. They carted Prophet away after the cameras went down until the match on Sunday. Little did they know they would see the bloodiest match in history unfold.

The Asylum Match, a barbed wire Hell in a Cell cage, unlimited weapons around the ringside area, and no referee. There was also no door, no escape, just last man standing would win. Both men beat each other until they bled profusely. After a resounding double shot of Barbed Wire Steel Chair and Stone Bible; both men lie motionless on the ground. Blood soaked into the canvas, and both men stood up, staring into each other's eyes before falling down again. The wife of Seth and Lucietta called for the cage risen and both men were immediately taken to the ICU at the local hospital. Both men were given 3 pints of blood transfusions, only a pint away from pushing up daisies each. Prophet, driven insane from the sedatives the month before, checked himself out a day later, only to attempt suicide and show back up again. After two weeks, both men were in the ring again together, but on the same side. They defeated the Tag Champions as Prophet prepared for a match against both the owner and World Champion. He seemed to have it won, Kurt, AKA YCPM lain in his blood on the ground but the lights went out and Prophet disappeared. Not being there to answer any count, the match was called. Footage soon leaked that Prophet, Seth, and what appeared to be Joanie Lee at a nearby graveyard was seen. What was revealed would both curdle the blood of many and baffle others. Joanie was actually Julietta, the twins had been mistaken in the records and his wife was no longer dead. Things were also confusing, as the footage was aired after the pay per view, yet the graveyard was a week before. Prophet and his wife then left IPW as it was turned over to Derek Grant into TWE, forcing the Tag titles from him and Seth. He then went to NWA.

NWA
NWA came calling, as his old enemy Reckless Jack tossed his name as a possible contender. He was there for the final months of 2005. The federation closed down not long after the next year began, but not after Prophet was revealed to be a father, the secret knowledge of Prophet for the entire year and his DBW courtship with "Joanie" had created a pregnancy for both of them. Prophet, as soon as the child was born, changed federations once more before fading from the radar, rumored to have either died or permanently retired to raise his family or go back to his rock career.

Aftermath
The next nine months the rumors abounded. He died, he was divorced, he was returning, he was a rocker, the list goes on. Month after Month federation began saying he was coming there. XCW reborn, XHF, TWE, and WCF were among the federations claiming this. He had even had a few matches here and there for each of the aforementioned feds. But, come summer people were beginning to forget his name. Forgetting his legacy, and as his legend became myth, the rumors began coming true under the radar. WrestleView Wrestling Federation had received a call in June, asking to speak to the GM, Jon Michaels. The man Prophet beat for his first world title was surprised to hear not only Prophet wanting to return, but that he wanted to return there. His child now 7 month old, born in late November the year prior, was old enough to where he could afford to return to the road. However, preparations needed be made. His scheduled return, Adrenaline Rush in August. The Pay Per View's airing will bring the next chapter in this story.

WVWF, XHF return
Having returned from Retirement at Adrenaline Rush, crushing and essentially eliminating his opponent. He was celebrating backstage when Jon Michaels came up to him and asked to join his Stable. Prophet refused and Michaels' hit man Travis Walker blindsides him with a chair shot. The first real humiliation in Prophet's career dealt at his return, it is unknown what sick plans may be in store for this feud; but it is definitely going to bring him back in a bad way.

Having decimated Jon Michaels at WVWF's Hallowicked Pay Per View, he is now resuming a heated rivalry with one Reckless Jack. They both are tied for the #1 contender ship for the WVWF title, and only time will tell who gets to the top first.

Also Prophet has returned to XHF, his old stomping grounds. Upon returning he won a buried alive match against Omega, then lost to James Mueller(former XHF Grand Slam Champion). After his loss, he collected himself and destroyed the Phoenix Champion, Kaos, to win his first ever XHF title after his many stays and total of nearly two years on the roster. He has issued a challenge to anyone for his title weekly and has yet to hear a response. After winning the title he has dropped his thoughts of destroying the fed, and now is just there to shock, awe, and destroy.

After the last month and a half, Prophet has ascended and descended quite a bit. In XHF he lost the Phoenix Title to Joe Everyman, but shortly after won in a cage match vs. Lestat. In WVWF he continues to dominate opponents, and it has been officially claimed that he, along with three others, will be in a modified Asylum match for the January PPV.

Disappearing Act in XHF, and mental Breakdown
Prophet disappeared from XHF after beating Lestat, and reasons have yet to be found. However, in WVWF he has begun a quick descent into madness. After receiving the contract for the Asylum match, he became Catatonic and his wife, Julietta, found him naked and out of his mind. After a few events that were caught on camera, we are left only to wonder where Prophet is going to go as his mental frame falls away.

Indy Wrestler Training
Since late 2005 it has been speculated that his restricted schedule and the appearance of Fate(Formerly Angelo Della Muerte) and his cousin Stahly alludes to the indy wrestling federation and training facility in his hometown of Minneapolis. This is the same place he trained under his uncles guidance many years ago.

So far notable alumnus are his wife, Julietta Lee; Fate; Nick Stahl and it is rumored Dark Prophet is behind the re-training of Bitchcakes McPhee and also responsible for setting Bitchcakes up with his weight-loss program.

The Return of the Asylum and Future in WVWF
Prophet's Asylum will return at the Reborn Pay Per View. Prophet's declining mental stability before the match is a mirror of the last time the cage was used. The Updated cell and addition of four other men to the match will make it one of the most violent and brutal of all matches. When the match was over he became WVWF World Heavyweight Champion. From here, nobody really knows about his future in WVWF, but he will most likely continue there until either the place dies or he retires.

Prophet Snaps
Dark Prophet, the sick son of a bitch he is, snapped in early March of 2007. It appears that in a fit of rage and insanity, he killed his wife and child during a trial for spousal abuse and divorce hearing. It is unknown at this time what the repercussions will be, if any happen. He also killed a police officer, and other bystanders in the mass hysteria that ensued. More on this when it becomes available.

The snapping of Prophet pre-empted the announcement of the Haunted Hell match at Vendetta, however, with the state of WVWF in jeapordy, one must wonder if the match will ever take place.

Notable Matches
Vs. Jon Michaels for XCW World Championship at Xtreme Mania

Vs Joanie Lee at La Guerre, Graveyard Match

Vs Reckless Jack at Hardcore Anarchy, lost XCW World Championship

Vs Seth Drakin, first and only Prophet's Asylum match

vs Matthew Draven in a Student vs Teacher match at Eddie Guerrero Tribute Show

Vs Spike Kane in UBAWF For the Hardcore Title.

Vs. Ty Johnson @ Adrenaline Rush No contest as opponent was killed and then later resuscitated in the Ambulance.

Vs Jon Michaels, Loser Leaves Town, Hallowicked on 10/31/06

Vs Kaos @ XHF's Bonafide Homicide for the Phoenix Title(won)

Vs Matthew Draven, Jackhammer, Scott Rix, Skyler Striker, and Donovan "Titan" Turnquist at Reborn in the Asylum(finished model)

Title History and Awards
Number 5, 6, 3, 2 on 1WR's Top 10

Number 7, 4 on Xnet's top 10

Number 3 on WVWF's Top Ten week 11/7-11/14/06

Win/Loss Record current(XHF/WVWF) 13/2 with 10 draws or no-contests

Wrestler Stats
Moveset

DDT

Powerslam

Powerbomb

Flying Clothesline

German Suplex

Triangle Choke

Bearhug

Sidewalk Slam

Spinning Neckbreaker

Pumphandle Slam

Backbreaker

Overhead Press Slam

Moonsault

Elbow Drop

Sidewalk Slam

Roundhouse Kick

Arm Stretch

Hammerlock

Headlock

Sleeperhold

Baseball Slide

Clothesline

Flying Missile Dropkick(both turnbuckle and running)

Biting

Eye poke/rake

Low blow

Bulldog

Hurricanrana

Chop

Slap

10 Punch

Cradle, inside cradle pins

Boston Crab

STF

Mounted Punches

Wishbone

Big Boot

Spinebuster

Sharpshooter

Crossface Chickenwing

Texas Cloverleaf

Flying Headbutt

Surfboard Submission hold

Snake Eyes

Ropewalk Legdrop

And many MANY other moves from the thousands that exist.

Trademark Moves

1 DPT (Jumping Tornado DDT)

2 Fall From Grace (450 splash pin, rarely done)

3 Chokeslam From hell (chokeslam)

4 Leglock Sleeperhold(Uses legs to suffocate opponent, only done on ground)

5 Bonecrusher (Powerbomb to facebuster)

Finishers

1 The Rack (Torture Rack) (Submission finisher)

2 Off the Wall Spear (Throws opponent to opposite ropes, runs to near ropes, and collides violently with a spear in the center of the ring. Sometimes hits too early and both competitors go through /over ropes)

3 Wings of Death (Shooting Star Press to a. Table on Outside b. Opponent in ring or c. From ladder or top of a cage)

Overkill Moves

Overkill(tentative): Torture Rack into F-5 style throw, followed by a Spear as the opponent bounces groggily off the ropes.

Entrance themes used

Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath (first theme)

Black Sabbath - Into the Void (XHF First Run)

Slipknot - Duality (XCW World Title Reign)

Korn - Falling Away From Me (IWA/IPW)

Korn - Shoots and Ladders (PTW)

Korn - Dead Bodies Everywhere (current theme)

Alice in Chains - Angry Chair (one PPV use)

Godsmack - Time Bomb (IPW)

Mudvayne - Happy? (IPW short use)

Nine Inch Nails - Closer (XHF W/ Stahly)

Seether - Tongue(Temporary theme)

Insane Clown Posse - Mr. Rotten Treats (WVWF Hallowicked PPV Theme)

Managers and other related people
Lucietta: First manager, IPW run. Was burned by Seth Drakin about a week before the Asylum match. Disappeared after Prophet re-united with Julietta.

Julietta Lee: His formerly "deceased" wife that came back during his last days in IPW. She was by his side from then to his retirement. After giving birth to their first child, Ellana Josephine Christianson; she has opted to stay out of the limelight her husband has. However, someday she may return not as his manager, but as a wrestler of her own, to gain the respect she never had in her cruise so long ago.

Ellana Josephine Christianson: The soon to be year old first child of Prophet and his wife Julietta. Plans are already arranged for amnesty of the child in case anything should happen that pulls Julietta back into the wrestling business with or without Prophet at her side. The plans are to be taken care of by her 50 some year old grandmother in the rural area of Minnesota where she lives. Not much else is known at this time about whether or not she will be given even pictoral reference in her parent's careers in the wrestling world, but only time may tell what happens to this spawn of two of the sickest beings this part of the world currently knows.

Fate: Trained him for a short period of time, currently as a part-time manager until he gets his psyche back in order.

Notable Quotes
"I am the man who stares at you from the window sharpening my knife waiting to cut you like Jack the Ripper. You think it's funny now, I know. But you won't think it's funny when I cut you from your groin to your throat and begin alphabetically ripping out organs. Oh, now you cower in fear? Now you show your weakness? After such a minor threat as I just gave. I could introduce you to the kind of torment you saw the "Sloth" sinner in Se7en go through. I could put you through a whole year of sadistic torments until your brain literally melts within your skull and you slowly dehydrate as I keep you barely alive just to continue the torture of your poor and twisted soul."

"Then I'll take Laura's heart

I'll cut it when I start.

To kill her before your eyes

severing our ties.

Never hurt a woman would I?

Then why do you fear me, why oh why oh why? "