Anna Mathews

Anna Elizabeth Mathews, known to the world at large as Anna Mathews is a professional wrestler and a master of time and space from Parts Unknown currently working in Victory Wrestling and making the occasional pity apperance in the Pioneer Wrestling Association and Rebel Pro.

The Stupid Starting Off Stuff
This would usually be the place where a biograpthy where all the things that brought her to this point would go, which would be super except nobody really knows and she isn't telling anybody in a language they can understand. The only facts that have leaked out is that she was born on December 25, was trained by a hobo, and decided to go into wrestling at the risk of losing her awesomeness for a few years.

The Early Years
Starting off in Studio 21's little development hellhole simply known as the Acadamy, one's first sight of Anna is an slightly eccentric goth chick who just wanted to set everything on fire and was angry over an overexaggerated (and falsified) past laced with abuse. The good news? There was a few people just like her. So when she did finally make it to the big time, a permenate jobber known as Anubis rounded all of them up to form the New Order. The first and only meeting of the Order with all the members happened in the basement of the soundstage and ended shortly thereafter when said basement was flooded. This is a little thing called forshadowing.

After months of losing and lack of leadership from Anubis, the rest unceremoniously threw him out of the group. In his place was his second in command; a short hairy man known as Feral. Cue another month of absolutely nothing. Anna, by this time, had gotten frustrated with the lack of improvement and commanded Alex Kincaid to distroy the Academy. When that failed to light some metaphoric fires under the other's asses, she then forced him to hurt the top fan favorite Reggie Holloway. Apparently, this was a bad thing because Kincaid and Reggie were friends. This admittedly not very well thought out plan lead to him leaving for a while...with the rest following suit.

Soon thereafter, Anubis returned from wherever he was to get revenge against the army he created. Since there was only one person left trying (and failing), he kidnapped Anna, did many unspeakable things, and finally left her in a wearhouse "crucified" on a wire fence lifted fifteen feet in the air. She was eventually rescued by a gay vampire and an underachiving giant. She would soon swear to everybody watching the show that she would be bigger and better than the rest of her Ordermates would ever be. This is followed by many years of losing.