LWF 2002 Results

=January=

Lockdown! - January 3

 * Freak Show Central defeated Emperor and Machine by Disqualification when Emperor attacked Fernandez with his scepter. After the match, Emperor attacked Fear with the scepter as well.


 * Psiko pinned Ruff Rabbi with Poetic Justice in a Non-Title Match after CoolJ accidentally hit Rabbi while targeting Psiko.


 * BACKSTAGE: Arelas encouraged the rest of the Warriors.


 * The Warriors defeated The Regime in an Eight Man Tag when Arelas pinned CoolJ. After the match, Xecutioner returned alongside Flame Demon and Lexus and laid out both groups.

Warzone - January 6

 * Fear pinned Evildeathro (c) to become the Lightheavyweight Champion.


 * BACKSTAGE: Joe Fantasy demanded a match while Commissioner Ooley was trying to order dinner.


 * Psiko defeated Phoenix by Disqualification when Xecutioner attacked Psiko. Xecutioner had already attacked Phoenix, but the referee did not see it.


 * BACKSTAGE: The Regime watched the previous match and CoolJ realized that the win had secured the #1 contendership for Psiko.


 * Emperor pinned Alan Fernandez with the Deathbow in a Special Weapon Match. After the match, Freak Show Central hit the Spearfish on Emperor.


 * BACKSTAGE: A delivery man brought The Regime their pizza, but it was really Sgt. Savage in disguise. Savage laid out the Puppet Masters, and asked CoolJ if he was raised on a farm, prompting CoolJ to zip his fly.


 * Iceman pinned Ruff Rabbi (c) with the Icy Depths to become the People's Champion. After the match, Demonic Phenomenon attacked Iceman and Ruff Rabbi joined the Fallen, but Phoenix came out and laid out all three men.


 * Joe Fantasy pinned Whiplash with Sweet Dreams. After the match, Phatty McNasty attacked Joe Fantasy and laid him out with the Phat Bomb.

BACKSTAGE: The Regime attempted to regroup backstage. Lock told CoolJ to "make a statement."


 * CoolJ (c) pinned Arelas with the Shader to retain the LWF Title.

Lockdown! - January 10

 * Phatty McNasty pinned Joe Fantasy with the Phat Bomb.


 * BACKSTAGE: CoolJ congratulated Psiko and offered to shake his hand, but when Psiko refused, CoolJ attacked him and laid him out with a Shader.


 * Iceman (c) pinned Alan Fernandez while using the ropes for leverage to retain the People's Title. After the match, Crow attacked Iceman.


 * A LOCAL BAR: Sgt. Savage left the bar with Camero.


 * Fear (c) pinned Black Rose with a School Boy to retain the Lightheavyweight Title.


 * A LOCAL HOTEL: Camero led Sgt. Savage into the room and into a set-up by Lock, who laid out Savage with the Cross-Hemisphere Title.


 * Machine pinned Whiplash with a chokeslam.


 * Robert Ooley (c) pinned Arelas to retain the Havok Title. During the match, Lock, Phoenix, and Xecutioner all interfered.  Ooley also had the Sword of Justice banned prior to the match.

Warzone - January 14

 * Freak Show Central defeated Flame Demon and Ruff Rabbi when Fear pinned Rabbi with the Paranoia Press.


 * BACKSTAGE: The Regime attacked Arelas while he was playing his Gamecube.


 * Crow defeated Evildeathro in a Table Match. After the match, Anarchist debuted and attacked Crow.


 * BACKSTAGE: The Puppet Masters left Cool as Ice in charge of watching Arelas, and Arelas goaded Iceman into playing Super Smash Brothers Melee with him. CoolJ zipped his fly.


 * Phatty McNasty and Whiplash defeated Emperor and Machine when McNasty pinned Machine with the Phat Bomb.


 * BACKSTAGE: CoolJ left Arelas and Iceman alone, and Arelas smacked Iceman in the head with the Gamecube controller and escaped.


 * Psiko defeated The Puppet Masters by Disqualification when CoolJ attacked Psiko. Arelas and Sgt. Savage made the save, and Psiko smacked CoolJ with the LWF Title.


 * Xecutioner defeated Phoenix when Phoenix passed out in the Linchpin. After the match, Flame Demon and Ruff Rabbi descended from the ceiling on a giant Xecutioner symbol.  The Fallen began to strap Phoenix to the symbol, but the rest of The Warriors made the save and ran off the Fallen.

Lockdown! - January 17

 * The Puppet Masters announced that their match at Massive Melee against the Winged Ones would be Titles versus Titles, with No Disqualifications.


 * Ruff Rabbi defeated Freak Show Central by pinning Fear after interference by Flame Demon.


 * BACKSTAGE: Commissioner Ooley ignored a stipulation that Ruff Rabbi would get the latest draw in the Melee between himself and Freak Show Central and forced him to draw anyway.


 * Iceman defeated Evildeathro by Disqualification when Anarchist interfered.


 * BACKSTAGE: The Regime joked with each other until Iceman pointed out that CoolJ needed to zip his fly. Lock asked CoolJ if he had even been to the bathroom yet.


 * CoolJ and the Puppet Masters defeated Sgt. Savage, Psiko, and Crow when Ooley pinned Crow.


 * Arelas pinned Machine to win a Fatal Fourway also involving Emperor and Xecutioner. The win secured the #20 entrance slot in the Melee for Arelas.  After the match, the entire locker room brawled in the ring.

Massive Melee - January 20

 * See 2002 Massive Melee results.

Warzone - January 21

 * Iceman (c) defeated Xecutioner by Disqualification to retain the People's Title when Xecutioner attacked him with his mace.


 * BACKSTAGE: Joe Fantasy asked Phoenix for advice on how to win the admiration of the fans. Phoenix pointed at Iceman and suggested that Fantasy "kick his ass."


 * Robert Ooley pinned Big Pimpin with Damage Inc.


 * BACKSTAGE: Lock had a staredown with TMA, and the soda machine ate Lock's change.


 * Ruff Rabbi defeated Sgt. Savage by Disqualification after the referee saw Savage standing over Rabbi with a steel chair in his hand. Savage had not used the chair.  After the match, Savage attacked both Ruff Rabbi and the referee with the chair and was dragged off by officials.


 * Flame Demon pinned Anarchist with the Soul Crusher.


 * Emperor and Machine defeated Phatty McNasty when Machine pinned McNasty.


 * BACKSTAGE: Phoenix and Psiko joked backstage. Phoenix went to get a soda, but a Pepsi fell out before he put his change in.


 * A scheduled LWF Title match between CoolJ and Arelas never took place. Robert Ooley attacked Arelas in the ring, and Crow laid out CoolJ on the stage.