Chris Extreme

Profile
Ring Name: "Lord Nazi" Chris Extreme

Birthdate: June 16, 1982

Age: 25

Hometown: Some shitty town in California or Germany

Height/Weight: 6'0"/223 lbs.

Appearance: Skinhead with goatee, grayish blue eyes, and a swastika scar on the left side of his chest above his heart; if he even has one.

Ring Attire: white boxers, white socks

Theme Music: Rammstein - "Sonne"

Old Theme Music: Metallica - "No Leaf Clover"

Wrestling Style: Dirty Brawler

Movelist
Finishing Move "THE COCK FACTOR" - Working up to his finisher, Chris rubs his genitalia and jerks on his cock throughout the match to get it hard and ready. Once atop the turnbuckle with his opponent, Chris spits in his opponent's face and pokes out his cock through the hole in his boxers. Leaping backward, he drills his opponent's face into his stiff cock, poking their eye out with a facebuster. *In deadlier moments, he targets opponent's neck/Adam's apple with his cock instead of face/eyeball.

Trademark Moves

1. "Testicle Claw/Cunt Claw" - If his opponent is male, Chris locks his opponent's balls in his hand and stretches out his scrotum until he gives up. If his opponent is female, Chris stabs two of his fingers up her vagina repeatedly until she moans in pain and taps out.

2. "Balls Kick Stunner" - kick to the balls/cunt with imaginary balls, followed by a Stunner.

3. "Blitzkriegasm" - an air raid off the top rope... a quick Moonsault.

4. "The Curb Stomp" - outside of the ring, he forces opponent to bite the steel steps, then stomps on opponent's head.

5. Piledriver

6. Power Trip Powerbomb

7. Nazi German Suplex

8. Crotch Grab DDT

9. "Cock Thrusts" - bangs his opponent's face off of his crotch while standing up, giving the illusion that his opponent is giving him head.

10. Cock Slaps

11. Back Hand Nut Tap/Vagina Tap

12. Punch to the Balls

13. Mounted Punching

14. Choking, Strangling

15. Eye Rakes, Eye Pokes

Ring Entrance
The silent crowd gazes in awe as a giant, heart beating globe of Earth slowly descends from above. In horror, the people watch as the Earth begins to bleed. When the Earth finishes its descent and reaches the surface of the stage, Chris Extreme's voice is heard shouting from within Earth's core.

DIE HUMANITY DIE!

The Earth explodes into smithereens and "Sonne" by Rammstein blasts over the speakers. Bloody, flaming pieces of the planet fly in the air and land on the closest people in the crowd. From within the wreckage of Earth stands "Lord Nazi" Chris Extreme in his white boxers and white socks. Around his waist is the Nazi World Title -- the coal black belt with a gold swastika spinning in the middle. Standing on his left and holding his hand is Mercedes his Nazi Queen and on his right is Roscoe his half German Shepherd, half Rottweiler dog.

To a roar of hateful boos, "Lord Nazi" swaggers arrogantly down to the ring along with his two companions. Seeing different people in the crowd, he taunts them with racial slurs and sacrilegious blasphemies, while Roscoe barks viciously at them. On numerous occasions, "Lord Nazi" points to his World Title, to his woman, to his dog, and to himself, gloating and power tripping. At ringside, he threatens more fans in the front row by spitting in their faces, swearing that he will kill each and every one of them.

Walking up the steel steps, he takes off his World Title and hoists it up with one arm. To his pleasure, more boos flood his ears. Giving his World Title to Mercedes, she holds it over her shoulder and walks around the ring with Roscoe to spectate and cheat. "Lord Nazi" enters the ring finally, and is ready to fight.

Biography
In his early days (2000-2001) before he became deranged, Chris Extreme went under the gimmick of Hyper Active, an innocent and blonde, spikey-haired kid who drank too much caffeine. He won his first World Title in 2000 by defeating Corey Page in a Cage Match in Maximum Risk Wrestling. After highlights of dying in Totally Wild Wrestling at the hands of "The Creep" Chris Carson, winning a World Title in World Wrestling Alliance, and winning a 10-Men Rumble Match in Continental Wrestling Federation, Chris joined New Era Wrestling at the end of 2001 and beginning of 2002. He aligned himself with corrupt owner, Reno Frost, beating down Corey Page with a lead pipe after defeating "Eternal Youth" in his final match and sending him into retirement. With his betrayal of Corey and union with Reno, Chris joined the darkside.

Reigning as the first NEW World Champion, Chris feuded with wrestlers like Adora, Tony Millennia, Andrew Ashton, and Adam Cameron. Winning his feuds, Chris's popularity, reputation, and shared power with the owner made him a Godlike entity, and he got in the pants of superdiva and goddess, Morgana, having a dysfunctional, sexual relationship with her for quite some time. He even impregnated her and they had a son named Julius. Over time, all the glory had gotten inside of Chris Extreme's head, and under unbearable emotional stress from his girlfriend Morgana, he finally hit rock-bottom. He told Reno off and quit NEW, and Morgana left him in the middle of the night for cold war rival, Timothy Ashton.

In months of reclusion and without seeking help for his personal problems, Chris eventually became insane, adapting to the idealogy of Nazism and would later self-inflict a swastika scar on his chest above his heart to make his beliefs public. He returned one last time to NEW in December of 2003, where he humiliated himself by opening up to the world about his dark sexual fantasies. He offended the federation so much that his former friend, owner Reno Frost, stripped him of his Legend status in dirty fashion, holding his personal issues above business.

Soon after, Chris went back into solitude. He felt embarrassed, bullied, broken down, and defeated. Committing every sin in his epic wrestling career: pride, lust, greed, envy, wrath, sloth, and alcoholic gluttony, Chris thought it was fitting to return by joining Sin Wrestling in the summer of 2005. After a year and a half of wallowing in the depression of dead memories, he avoided his desire to commit suicide by returning to the ring as a new inspiration.

Inspired by the nostalgia of his past, Chris set his mark in Corey Page's Sin Wrestling by capturing the World Title while surviving a battle between all former World Champions and hall of famers -- the Sentinels of Insanity -- at Glorfying Lust. When all seemed hopeless for the Nazi, his Master Race army debutted, saving him and fighting off the SoI attacks. Finally, Chris introduced the Cock Factor (a nude Fear Factor) and bounced Zimdela Brudon's face off his cock to regain his precious.

After having his World Title vacated at Vanity 2 in a poor decision made by his arch nemesis, Corey Page, Chris was murdered a second time by "The Creep" Chris Carson at Illusions on Halloween night of 2005, being tucked away in a casket and driven off a cliff. A year later in 2006, he returned from his second death to reopen Sin Wrestling as fake Corey Page with plastic surgery, even hosting a Chris Extreme Memorial Show in his honor. The real Corey Page returned and defeated him in an Auschwitz Prison Death Match at Illusions 3, reclaiming ownership and sending Chris back into exile.

Coming back to Sin Wrestling to kill Santa Claus with a Cock Factor after he gave Morgana to Sin Wrestling as a gift, Chris Extreme begin to defeat all the minorities in SW -- from Johnnyboy the Mexican to Monty Stice and Ali Khadafi the blacks -- and even killed both Ali Khadafi and Flame at Over-The-Top-Rope 3. At the same event, and fittingly on Valentine's Day, Chris and his ex-girlfriend, Morgana, were named co-winners of the battle royal and Sin Trophy. In the main event, Chris molested World Champion, Nikita, and Morgana with Cunt Claws, and hit a Cock Factor on Nikita, but in the end came up short as Morgana pinned Nikita to win the World Title. Valentine's Day ended with Chris destroying his ex-lover with a steel chair to ruin her celebration, along with her wifey, Adora. Setting the ring and arena ablaze in rage, and standing over the wifeys, Sin Wrestling and his career came to an end... again.

But oddly enough, he's back... AGAIN, kind of, to Cock Factor random assholes and bitches.

Record
Sin Wrestling

Wins: 22

Losses: 10

Matches: 32

New Era Wrestling

Wins: 19

Losses: 8

Matches: 27

Combined Overall

Wins: 41

Losses: 18

Matches: 59

List of wins over wrestlers

Acid

Action Jackson

Adam Cameron (x2)

Adora (x2)

AJ Collins

Ali Khadafi

Andrew Ashton (x4)

Angel

Arran Hayden

Buck Travis

Casanova (x2) Chico Loco

Chris Carson (x2)

Cooter McCoy

Corey Ashton (x2)

Corey Page (x2)

Crow

Danny Polar (x2)

David Lunar (x2)

Declan Turner

Dread

Flame

Gwenivere Jordan Jake Devins

Jamie Williams

Jeff Evans (x2)

Jimmy Luciano Johnnyboy

Jonathan Collins

Konstantin Bryzgalov

Kou Bishop (x2)

Kyle Rayner (x2) Los Gringo X

Lucas Knight Lucius Pendragon

Mark Davis Matt Miller Matt Salensky

Mike Phantasy (x2)

Miss Kink

Monty Stice Morgana (x2)

Pete Ebdon

Santa Claus

Sebastian York (x2) Shawn Samson

Slash Tannon (x2)

Stevie Swing

Stryker Graff

Tony Millennia (x5) Tony Star Trevor Wrath

Trigere

Zimdela Brudon

List of losses against wrestlers

Aeolus Wrath

Adam Cameron

Adora (x2)

Andrew Ashton

Chris Carson (x4)

Chris Staggs

Corey Page

David Lunar

Gwenivere Jordan

Jamie Williams (x2)

Laz Kennedy

Mark Davis

Morgana (x4)

Tony Millennia

List of special matches won

World Title matches (x8)

Handicapped (x4)

Cage (x2)

Table (x2)

Hardcore Rules

10 Man Battle Royal

Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal

Nude (handicapped lumberjacks w/ leather straps)

Hide and Seek

Morgana's Bedroom

Naughty vs. Nice

Hanging Noose Match

Mexican Cafeteria Brawl

Ultimate Survival Match

List of special matches lost

World Title matches (x3)

Casket (x2)

Cage

Hardcore Rules

Art of War Rumble

Auschwitz Prison Deathmatch (x2)

Championships
SW World Title (x2)

SW Lust Title

SW Platinum Title

NEW World Title (x2)

NEW North American

WWA World Title

MRW World Title

MRW National Title

CWF European Title

Awards
Sin Wrestling


 * 1) 1 on weekly rankings (x9)

Wrestler of the Month (x3)

Heel of the Month (x8)

Feud of the Month (x7)

Match of the Month (x9)

Newcomer of the Month

Tag Team of the Month (w/ Cyber Trooper)

Newcomer of the Year (2005)

Most Hated of the Year (2005, 2006)

Finisher of the Year (2005)

Match of the Year (2006, 2007) Feud of the Year (2005, 2006)

Moment of the Year (2005, 2006)

Awful Moment of the Year (2006)

Voted 5th in 2005 Top 10

Voted 7th in 2006 Top 10

Voted 3rd in 2007 Top 10

2007 Sin Trophy (co-winner: Morgana)

Hall Of Famer

Other Feds

WWA Legend

NEW Legend (stripped)

Old Feds
These are the best matches from his unarchived rookie days. None of these matches have been attributed to his overall win/loss record.

Maximum Risk Wrestling

October, 2000: Flaming Tables Match for #1 Contender "Hyper Active" Chris Extreme def. Action Jackson

October 31, 2000: Halloween Hell PPV - Cage Match for World Title "Hyper Active" Chris Extreme def. "Eternal Youth" Corey Page (c)

Totally Wild Wrestling

December, 2000: New Beginning PPV - Casket Match "The Creep" Chris Carson def. "Hyper Active" Chris Extreme

Continental Wrestling Federation

Spring, 2001: 10 Man Rumble for European Title Chris Extreme def. 9 wrestlers

World Wrestling Alliance

Summer, 2001: World Title Match Chris Extreme def. Acid

New Era Wrestling
December 29, 2001: Breakout Pilot - Main Event Chris Extreme def. Corey Page *After the match, Chris unites with owner, Reno Frost, and beats down Corey with a lead pipe, sending him into retirement.

January 5, 2002: Breakout - Battle Royal for #1 Contender Chris Extreme def. Morgana, Matt Miller, David Lunar

January 19, 2002: Breakout - Tag Team Match Chris Extreme, Morgana, Adora, Tony Millennia def. Andrew Ashton, David Lunar, AJ Collins, Angel

January 27, 2002: DOWNFALL - World Title Match Chris Extreme def. Andrew Ashton

February 2, 2002: Breakout - World Title Match Adora def. Chris Extreme (c) *defeats Adora (c) in an immediate rematch ordered by Reno Frost.

February 16, 2002: Breakout - Tag Team Match Adora & Tony Millennia def. Chris Extreme & Reno Frost

February 24, 2002: COUNTERSTRIKE - World Title & North American Titles Match Chris Extreme (world) def. Tony Millennia (north american)

March 2, 2002: Breakout - Tag Team Match Chris Extreme & Seraph def. Tony Millennia & Adam Cameron

March 9, 2002: Breakout - Handicapped Match Chris Extreme def. Kou Bishop & Jake Devins

*NEW shuts down and Chris Extreme vacates World Title. *NEW reopens.

July 5, 2002: Breakout - Singles Match Chris Extreme def. Kou Bishop

July 12, 2002: Breakout - Singles Match for #1 Contender Adam Cameron def. Chris Extreme

*NEW shuts down again. *NEW reopens.

April 5, 2003: Breakout - Singles Match Chris Extreme def. Matt Salensky

April 13, 2003: Breakout - Tag Team Match Chris Extreme & Morgana def. Andrew Ashton & Corey Ashton

April 20, 2003: Super Breakout - Cage Match Chris Extreme def. Jeff Evans

April 26, 2003: THE ART OF WAR RUMBLE - #1 Contender Morgana wins. Chris Extreme & Morgana eliminate Jade Millennia, Shawn Striker, April Starr, & David Strife. Morgana accidently eliminates Chris Extreme; then he helps Morgana eliminate Kyle Rayner to win.

May 11, 2003: Breakout - Tag Team Match Chris Extreme, Morgana, Corey Ashton def. Adam Cameron, Kyle Rayner, Andrew Ashton

May 18, 2003: Breakout - No DQ Match Jamie Williams def. Chris Extreme

May 25, 2003: Breakout - Handicapped Match Chris Extreme & Morgana def. Jeff Evans

June 8, 2003: ONE KING - Cage Match Jamie Williams def. Chris Extreme

June 15, 2003: Breakout - Singles Match Chris Extreme def. Corey Ashton

June 23, 2003: Breakout - Tag Team Match Chris Extreme, Adora, Jeff Evans def. Jamie Williams, Kyle Rayner, Trigere

June 29, 2003: Breakout - Tag Team Match Andrew Ashton & David Lunar def. Chris Extreme & Adora

*Chris Extreme quits. *Chris Extreme returns.

November 30, 2003: Breakout - Handicapped Match Chris Extreme def. The Gorditas

December 7, 2003: Breakout - Triple Threat Match Chris Extreme def. Jonathan Collins & Trevor Wrath

December 14, 2003: Breakout - Table Match Chris Extreme def. Tony Millennia

December 21, 2003: LEGACY - Team Ashton vs. Frost Inc. Timothy Ashton, Andrew Ashton, Corey Ashton def. Chris Extreme, Adam Cameron, Kyle Rayner *Chris intentionally gets himself disqualified after a banned promo.

Sin Wrestling
May 29, 2005: Impulse - Singles Match Chris Extreme def. Dread

June 5, 2005: Impulse - #1 Contender for Platinum Title Chris Extreme def. Danny Polar

June 12, 2005: Impulse - Platinum Title Match Gwenivere Jordan (c) def. Chris Extreme *wrestling drunk in his boxers for the first time, he is screwed over by Zimdela Brudon distraction, Danny Polar interference, and Corey Page decision error.

June 19, 2005: Impulse - Ultraviolence Match Chris Extreme def. Slash Tannon

June 26, 2005: BLOOD BATH - Triple Threat Match for Platinum Title Chris Extreme def. Danny Polar & Gwenivere Jordan (c)

July 10, 2005: Impulse - Platinum Title Match Chris Extreme (c) def. Tony Star

July 17, 2005: Impulse - Elimination Match for #1 Contender Chris Extreme def. Mike Phantasy & Casanova

July 24, 2005: Impulse - Triple Threat Match for Platinum Title Laz Kennedy def. The Bureaucrat & Chris Extreme (c) ''*Before the match, Casanova and a group of minorities ambush Chris. After the match, Zimdela Brudon gives Chris a hickey and then crucifies him on a giant swastika.''

August 7, 2005: GLORIFYING LUST - Nude World Title Match Chris Extreme def. Zimdela Brudon (c) via first Cock Factor *The Sentinels of Insanity (Casanova, Draco, Gwenivere Jordan) whipped Extreme on the outside with leather straps, but Extreme fought them all off with help from Mike Phantasy, Dontam Dyce, & Johnny Legend debutting as his "Master Race."

August 21, 2005: Impulse - World Title Match Chris Extreme (c) def. Slash Tannon via Cock Factor *The Master Race pours a bucket of vomit, piss, and shit on Slash Tannon.

August 28, 2005: Impulse - Hide and Seek Match Chris Extreme & Mike Phantasy def. Crow & Miss Kink

September 4, 2005: Impulse - Morgana's Bedroom Match Chris Extreme def. Tony Millennia ''*Handcuffed to Morgana's bed, Chris defeats Tony by pinning the bed on top of him. After the match, a steel cage descends with Casanova and the lights go out. The lights come back on with Chris tucked neatly in Morgana's bed and the World Title and a pair of pink panties beside him.''

September 18, 2005: Impulse - Tag Team Match Chris Extreme & Cyber Trooper def. Casanova & Lucius Pendragon

September 25, 2005: VANITY - Cage Match for World Title Chris Extreme (c) vs. Casanova *When Chris and Casanova fall out of the cage at the same time, they are both declared winners and Corey Page vacates the World Title.

October 9, 2005: Impulse - Grudge Match "The Creep" Chris Carson def. Chris Extreme *"The Creep" wins by countout after Chris leaves due to regained hatred for owner Corey Page.

October 31, 2005: ILLUSIONS 2 - Casket Match "The Creep" Chris Carson def. Chris Extreme *After the match, "The Creep" kills Chris again by sending his casket off a cliff in the back of an ambulance.

Chris Extreme quits. Chris Extreme returns.

October 31, 2006: ILLUSIONS 3 - Auschwitz Prison Deathmatch Corey Page def. Chris Extreme *Corey Page regains ownership of SW.

December 24, 2006: SANTA'S REVENGE - Naughty vs. Nice Match Chris Extreme kills Santa Claus (w/ elves & reindeer) via Cock Factor *Santa gives Morgana to SW as a gift before his death.

January 9, 2007: Eternity - Handicapped Match Chris Extreme def. Streets of Bakersfield via Cock Factor on Johnny Boy

January 31, 2007: Eternity - Singles Match Chris Extreme def. Monty Stice via Cock Factor (shattering his steel mask)

February 14, 2007: OVER-THE-TOP-ROPE 3 - Noose Match Chris Extreme def. Flame ''*Ali Khadafi, originally booked in the match, had his black dick tied to the back of Extreme's white truck and dragged across Canada. After murdering Khadafi, Extreme used his black dick as a weapon to Cock Factor Flame and then hung and killed Flame as well.''

Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal Chris Extreme & Morgana named Co-Winners *Spilling to the outside together as the final two in a battle royal with 10 participants, Chris Extreme and Morgana were announced by Corey Page as co-winners of the Sin Trophy, and advanced to the main event.

Triple Threat Match for World Title Morgana def. Chris Extreme & Nikita (c) ''*After using Cunt Claws on Nikita and Morgana, landing a Nazigasm moonsault on both of them, and Cock Factoring Nikita, Extreme came up short as Morgana pinned Nikita for the victory. After the match, Extreme destroyed both celebrating wifeys (Morgana & Adora) with a steel chair, before setting the ring and arena down on fire.''

SW goes on vacation and Chris Extreme quits. Chris Extreme returns.

July 13, 2007: 100 - Tag Team Match Chris Extreme & Sebastian York def. Pete Ebdon & Lucas Knight *Cock Factors teammate, Sebastian York, after victory.

September 11, 2007: Back To School 4 - Mexican Cafeteria Brawl for Lust Title Chris Extreme def. Jimmy Luciano (c) & Sebastian York *Cock Factors Jimmy Luciano.

September 30, 2007: Eternity - Lust Title Match Chris Staggs def. Chris Extreme (c) & Mark Davis

October 21, 2007: Eternity - Tag Team Match Morgana & "The Creep" Chris Carson def. Chris Extreme & Nikita

October 31, 2007: ILLUSIONS 4 - Auschwitz Prison Deathmatch 2 for World Title Morgana def. Chris Extreme, "The Creep" Chris Carson, Nikita

November 12, 2007: Eternity - Singles Match Chris Extreme def. "The Creep" Chris Carson via Cock Factor

December 6, 2007: Eternity - Tag Team Match Mark Davis & Aeolus Wrath def. Chris Extreme & Dan Black

''December 21, 2007: SANTA CLAUS IS DEAD! - Singles Match'' Chris Extreme def. Jesus Christ *Chris shoots him dead with a shotgun to get the standing pinfall.

World Title Ultimate Survival Match Team Morgy (Morgana, Chris Extreme, Declan Turner, Mark Davis) def. Team Creep (Chris Carson, Stevie Swing, Sebastian York, Cooter McCoy) *Chris Extreme elim. Morgana and Declan Turner on his own team to become World Champion.