Kamikaze Championship Wrestling

Kamikaze Championship Wrestling (WTF) was a promotional wrestling company promotion federation that was owned by KiD and the seven dwarves.

Fred fucking Willard
For years, Hollywood heartthrob Fred Willard was blissfully unaware of the existence of KCW. This was the case until March 2007 when Willard was making love to a beautiful woman in a car he discovered around a derelict industrial estate. Whilst switching positions, Willard noticed that his huge testicles were smacking off of something harder than the usually firm by ultimately squidgy buttocks of the lady. When he looked down, he noticed the charred skull of former professional wrestler, Irish Shocka, who was murdered by former Irish Shocker, HaZz in June 2003 on live TV. Willard was so disgusted that he vomited into the open gaping vagina of the naked lady, so violently that any excess was forced down into the eyesockets of the dead wrestler's dead skull. This later became a running gag on The Jay Leno Show, with the role of Willard played by Leno, the lady by Stuttering John, and the skull by Kevin Eubanks who would play a couple of bass notes every time Leno humourously made a mid-vomit joke about Monica Lewinsky.