Alan Fernandez

"The Talk of the Town" Alan Fernandez, born (February 12, 1981), is an American professional wrestler currently wrestling for the Lock Wrestling Federation. Alan is known as the Innovator of Offense and views himself as a freak, but only because freaks are cool!

Career
Outcast. Freak. Geek. Weirdo. Has a fixation on cookies. Always carries around his Mallet Of Doom, a huge 5 foot tall titanium-graphite shaft with a granite mallethead 1 foot wide by 1 foot tall by 2 feet long (no, this is NOT a sledgehammer, and I was using the mallet before Trips was using the sledge, so there). Given to making lots of pop-culture references. Can be serious, goofy, irreverent, sarcastic, silly....depends on his mood. Revels in being a freak and an outcast. Also known as "The Innovator Of Offense", both for his unusual moveset & tendency to mix up his offense often, and his penchant for dreaming up utterly wild, crazy, often dangerous gimmick matches.

One of the original run of LWF's bigger stars for a few years. Had a classic involvement on both sides of the ring with Fear, both as teammates in Freak Show Central, and in a long running blood feud. Multiple time LWF, Havok, and Tag Team champion. Rejoining LWF to prove to himself, and the world, that he's still one of the best. Also...figures it'd be fun to tangle with the Regime again.

Lock Wrestling Federation
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In Wrestling
Finishers
 * Human Wreckage - Standing Fireman's Carry whipped into a pancake
 * Silence is Golden - Crippler Crossface
 * Ill Met by Starlight - Imploding Star Press (done like an inverted Shooting Star; climb to the top rope, facing into the crowd, and jump backwards while doing a 450 splash)

Signature Moves
 * Shut Your Mouth - 3/4 overhead facelock Front Russian Legsweep
 * Panda Buster - Irish Whip pullback into a Flatliner
 * The Terrible Secret of Space - Scissor Kick
 * Topspin Facebuster - Fireman's Carry into an X-Factor
 * Crossface Halo

General Moves
 * Snap DDT
 * Dragon Suplex
 * T-Bone Suplex
 * Pendulum Backbreaker
 * Springboard Missile Dropkick

Theme Music
 * "Vow" by Garbage (Current)
 * "Stinkfist" by Tool (First Theme)

Quotes
 * You're talking...why are you talking!?!?!
 * Freaks are everywhere...freaks are nowhere. Freaks...are cool.
 * This...I vow.

Championships and Accomplishments
Lock Wrestling Federation
 * 2-Time LWF Champion
 * 1-Time LWF Cross-Hemisphere Champion
 * 3-Time LWF Tag Team Champion
 * 3-Time LWF Havok Champion
 * 1-Time LWF Technical Champion
 * 2002 Lord of the Ring
 * 2002 Outlast Champion

United Wrestling Fusion
 * 1-Time UWF Tag Team Champion

E-Federation Wrestling Alliance
 * 1-Time EWA Tag Team Champion