Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation

Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation (or EWT for short) is an e-fed located at the Official Wrestlecrap Forums. It was founded on June 10th, 2004 on the EZ Proboards link, which sadly, does not work.

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Infamous Mass Carboard Incident
*Toomiguci walks to the center of the ring with cardboard Russo*

Slim, Slim, Slim, it's nothing personal. It's all about the mighty dollar. And, well, here's what I think of your gift.


 * Toom E takes a chainsaw & starts slicing Cardboard Russo*

Now excuse me, while I build a bonfire.


 * New Jack runs out from the back with his trashcan & a can of lighter fluid. New Jack proceeds to douse Russo in lighter fluid & tosses him into the trash can*

Anybody got a light?


 * sievetronix walks out of the back with a flame thrower & aims it into the trash can, where he proceeds to burn Cardboard Russo*

That, my friend, is what I like to call the Mass Cardboard Incident. Afterall, this is EXTREME!!!

Popular PPV Events
Crap-a-Mania - 4 are now in existence.

Royal Pain In The Ass Rumble - Three exist. Dorf won the second one and Ultimo Chocula won the third (subsequently changed his name to King Choculon as a result)

Seasons Beatings - EWT Superstars go to Iraq around Christmas time.

Toomi's House Party - Annual PPV held on Toomi's birthday, January 8. Except the third installment was shown on June 3, 2007.

Roster:
Commissioner: Toom E. Dangerously

Oceanic

Cassinova

Voltigeur

TJT: Jimmy Thunder, Jason Jupiter, & Terina

"Insecticidal" Andy Duke

Doe

Team Ireland (members are Sean McCann, Aidan Donnelly, Liam O'Neill, "Celtic Giant" Shane Malone, and Coach Pat O'Hare

Dorf

Ape Love

Crauswell

Maelstrom

Chris Evans

Singapore Caine

Virus

Marcus "Stylez" Saxton

Christian Starr

Spyke Johannson

Ratings

The Draugr - Ghost Face, Corpse, Wraith and Karma

Chad Micheals

Mr. Big

Mr. Bad

Curly Long

Joe One

Richard Clay

Smarky

Eddie Omega

Mysth

Ivy Rosepine

Rick Raskall

Marcus Trunk

Melissa Cameron

"The Wrestle Posse" Tenacious J & A: Jobby McJobberston & Axel Halaway

Jack Jupiter

The Midnight Mystery

Christopher Indigo

BR Juri Sadamoto

Synthy Eris

"The Comedian" Bobby Riggs

Madison The Clown Girl

Ferhago Crow

Coming Attraction Productions: Tim Cruis, Lull Songstra, and Mella Drom Attoc (with Zed Pine).

Hardcore Hensley

EWT Alumni
Merc/Outlaw (Couldn't comit to contract terms)

Mystery (fired for no showing a PPV and a title match)

Noah/Redface Rodgers (Let go)

Sensational Cherry (retired)

Dr. Vivian Anemone (freedom leave)

Queen Rosa (retired)

"HeartBreak Hitman" Brett Micheals (retired)

Chance Confidence (went on break)

Heidendorf (forced to retire due to psychoapeguy making him a paraplegic) The Ragnals

Chrysta (Backstage issues forced her to quit)

DSR (Retired)

Gasoline (Retired)

Limey (temporary leave)

Spaz (Shoulder injury forced retirement)

Carla O. Woe (temporary leave)

The Daryl Dragon

PsyToni Tennille

King Choculon (Career ending injury suffered at Crap A Mania !!!!)

D'Zee (Retired)

Flex Magnificent (Retired)

Deamon Cohln

Rachael Leigh Cook (temporary leave)