Chris Extreme

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Ring Name: "Lord Nazi" Chris Extreme

Birthdate: June 16, 1982

Age: 24

Hometown: Shadow Hills, California

Residence: Springfield/St.Louis, Missouri

Height/Weight: 6'0"/222 lbs.

Entrance Attire: White cape with black swastika, white boxers, white socks

Ring Attire: White boxers, white socks

Wrestling Style: Dirty Brawler

Old Theme Music: Metallica - "No Leaf Clover"

Current Theme Music: Rammstein - "Sonne"

Entrance Description: The following words are stated over the arena's P.A. system in Chris Extreme's voice:

Dear world,

I hate you... I hate women, sluts, and faggots... I hate preps, geeks, hippies, wiggers, punks, emos, goths, and trendy cultures... I hate niggers, spics, chinks, sand niggers, tee-pee niggers, eskimos, and any poisoned race that isn't pure white... I hate Jews, Muhammad, Buddah, Jesus, L. Ron Hubbard, Anton LaVey, and all world religions... I do, on the other hand, like vanilla milkshakes.

Love, Chris Extreme

p.s. I'm the world's greatest asshole.

Rammstein's heavy German music of "Sonne" blasts over the speakers. Chris Extreme marches out exposing the swastika on his bare chest, while geared up in his white boxers and white socks. Draped behind him is his white Nazi cape with a black swastika designed on the back. Staggering to the ring in a drunken haze, Chris shouts random obscenities and Fascist ideals at the crowd. He offends everyone before sliding into the ring and rising to one turnbuckle. On the turnbuckle, he salutes the crowd before spitting down on them because of their inferiority. Finally, "Lord Nazi" removes his cape and sets it aside to a ring attendant.

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