Crap-a-Mania

Crap-a-Mania is Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation EWT grand marquee PPV held at the booker's (Toomiguci's) discretion. To date, three have been completed. A fourth, will be held soon.

Crap-a-Mania I
America The Beautiful: William Hung


 * The Communists (Dorf, Heiden-Dorf, Marcel Adams, and Fuzzy Warble) come out with an anti-Capitalist speech, until Merc ruins the party.


 * Interview with mommytaker

Girl Next Door Division, mommytaker (c) vs. "Mystery" woman - "Mystery" woman wins after mommytaker laid down for her.


 * Botchberg promo

Scaffold Tables Match, Spaz vs. Botchberg - El Gran Luchadore interferes and Spaz wins after Botchberg Spears into a table after falling from a Scaffold

*EWT 5K Beer Run - won by Bollywood Spike for using a car.

OX Division, Elevator to Hell Match, DSR vs. Dave Davies - DSR walks into elevator and goes to "hell." Post-match: Takes a crap on OX Division belt for its significance and relation towards Crap-a-Mania event.


 * Jimmy, the fan segment. Jimmy is a young boy, who won the EWT Video game challenge, "Can You Dig It, F***a!!!"  His challenge now is to face an EWT Superstar to another game for a chance to win $1000.  Jimmy originally chooses Variable, but he is injured.