Chris Extreme

Information
Ring Name "Lord Nazi" Chris Extreme

Birthdate June 16, 1982

Age 25

Hometown Shadow Hills, California

Height/Weight 6'0"/223 lbs.

Ring Attire white boxers, white socks

Wrestling Style Brawler

Old Theme Music Metallica - "No Leaf Clover"

Current Theme Music Rammstein - "Sonne"

Ring Entrance
A giant, blood dripping globe with a swastika carved into it appears. Chris Extreme's voice is heard shouting viciously in the background.

 DIE WHORES! DIE FAGGOTS! DIE NIGGERS! DIE SPICS! DIE CHINKS! DIE MUSLIMS! DIE JEWS! DIE JESUS! DIE GOD! DIE MOTHER EARTH! DIE HUMANITY DIE! 

The heavy metal tune of "Sonne" by Rammstein blasts over the speakers. Chris Extreme marches out, swastika scarred on his naked chest, and geared up in white boxers and white socks. To a roar of hateful boos, he swaggers down to the ring, spitting racial slurs and sacrilegious blasphemies at the crowd. Threatening fans in the front row by getting in their faces, he slowly enters the ring up the steel steps. Arrogantly he strides back and forth through the ring, teasing and taunting the fans some more before his match begins.

Movelist
Finishing Move #1 Cock Factor - Working up to his finisher, Chris rubs his genitalia and jerks on his cock throughout the match to get it hard and ready. Once atop the turnbuckle with his opponent in front of him, Chris spits in his opponent's face and pulls down his boxers. Whipping out his erect cock, he slaps it across his opponent's face. Following this, he leaps backward and drives his opponent's face into his stiff cock, poking their eye out with a facebuster. He follows up by pinning his blinded opponent.

Finishing Move #2 Testicle Claw/Cunt Claw - This is his one and only submission. If his opponent is male, Chris locks his opponent's balls in his hand and stretches out his scrotum until he gives up. If his opponent is female, Chris stabs two of his fingers up her vagina repeatedly until she moans in pain and taps out.

Trademark Moves

"Throat Slitter" - kick to the balls and a Stunner.

"The Blitzkrieg" - an air raid off the top rope... a quick Moonsault.

Piledriver

Powerbomb

German Suplex

"Crotch Grab DDT" - DDT with one hand locked on opponent's crotch.

"Cock Thrusts" - bangs his opponent's face off of his crotch while standing up, giving the illusion that his opponent is giving him head.

"Nut Tap/Vagina Tap" - slaps opponent's crotch with the back of his hand.

"Curbstomps" - makes his opponent eat the bottom rope, then stomps repeatedly on their head.

Mounted Punching

Choking and Strangling

Eye Rakes and Eye Pokes

Biography
In his early days (2000-2001) before he became deranged, Chris Extreme went under the gimmick of Hyper Active, an innocent and blonde, spikey-haired kid who drank too much caffeine. He won his first World Title in 2000 by defeating Corey Page in a Cage Match in Maximum Risk Wrestling. After highlights of dying in Totally Wild Wrestling at the hands of "The Creep" Chris Carson, winning a World Title in World Wrestling Alliance, and winning a 10-Men Rumble Match in Continental Wrestling Federation, Chris joined New Era Wrestling at the end of 2001 and beginning of 2002. He aligned himself with corrupt owner, Reno Frost, beating down Corey Page with a lead pipe after defeating "Eternal Youth" in his final match and sending him into retirement. With his betrayal of Corey and union with Reno, Chris joined the darkside.

Reigning as the first NEW World Champion, Chris feuded with wrestlers like Adora, Tony Millennia, Andrew Ashton, and Adam Cameron. Winning his feuds, Chris's popularity, reputation, and shared power with the owner made him a Godlike entity, and he got in the pants of superdiva and goddess, Morgana, having a dysfunctional, sexual relationship with her for quite some time. He even impregnated her and they had a son named Julius. Over time, all the glory had gotten inside of Chris Extreme's head, and under unbearable emotional stress from his girlfriend Morgana, he finally hit rock-bottom. He told Reno off and quit NEW, and Morgana left him in the middle of the night for cold war rival, Timothy Ashton.

In months of reclusion and without seeking help for his personal problems, Chris eventually became insane, adapting to the idealogy of Nazism and would later self-inflict a swastika scar on his chest above his heart to make his beliefs public. He returned one last time to NEW in December of 2003, where he humiliated himself by opening up to the world about his dark sexual fantasies. He offended the federation so much that his former friend, owner Reno Frost, stripped him of his Legend status in dirty fashion, holding his personal issues above business.

Soon after, Chris went back into solitude. He felt embarrassed, bullied, broken down, and defeated. Committing every sin in his epic wrestling career: pride, lust, greed, envy, wrath, sloth, and alcoholic gluttony, Chris thought it was fitting to return by joining Sin Wrestling in the summer of 2005. After a year and a half of wallowing in the depression of dead memories, he avoided his desire to commit suicide by returning to the ring as a new inspiration.

Inspired by the nostalgia of his past, Chris set his mark in Corey Page's Sin Wrestling by capturing the World Title while surviving a battle between all former World Champions and hall of famers -- the Sentinels of Insanity -- at Glorfying Lust. When all seemed hopeless for the Nazi, his Master Race army debutted, saving him and fighting off the SoI attacks. Finally, Chris introduced the Cock Factor (a nude Fear Factor) and bounced Zimdela Brudon's face off his cock to regain his precious.

After having his World Title vacated at Vanity 2 in a poor decision made by his arch nemesis, Corey Page, Chris was murdered a second time by "The Creep" Chris Carson at Illusions on Halloween night of 2005, being tucked away in a casket and driven off a cliff. A year later in 2006, he returned from his second death to reopen Sin Wrestling as fake Corey Page with plastic surgery, even hosting a Chris Extreme Memorial Show in his honor. The real Corey Page returned and defeated him in an Auschwitz Prison Death Match at Illusions 3, reclaiming ownership and sending Chris back into exile.

Coming back to Sin Wrestling to kill Santa Claus with a Cock Factor after he gave Morgana to Sin Wrestling as a gift, Chris Extreme begin to defeat all the minorities in SW -- from Johnnyboy the Mexican to Monty Stice and Ali Khadafi the blacks -- and even killed both Ali Khadafi and Flame at Over-The-Top-Rope 3. At the same event, and fittingly on Valentine's Day, Chris and his ex-girlfriend, Morgana, were named co-winners of the battle royal and Sin Trophy. In the main event, Chris molested World Champion, Nikita, and Morgana with Cunt Claws, and hit a Cock Factor on Nikita, but in the end came up short as Morgana pinned Nikita to win the World Title. Valentine's Day ended with Chris destroying his ex-lover with a steel chair to ruin her celebration, along with her wifey, Adora. Setting the ring and arena ablaze in rage, and standing over the wifeys, Sin Wrestling and his career came to an end... again.

Record
New Era Wrestling

Matches: 27

Wins: 19

Losses: 8

Sin Wrestling

Matches: 25

Wins: 19

Losses: 6

Combined Overall

Matches: 52

Wins: 38

Losses: 14

List of wins over wrestlers Acid

Action Jackson

Adam Cameron (2x)

Adora (2x)

AJ Collins

Ali Khadafi

Andrew Ashton (4x)

Angel

Arran Hayden

Buck Travis

Casanova (2x) Chico Loco

Corey Ashton (2x)

Corey Page (2x)

Crow

Danny Polar (2x)

David Lunar (2x)

Dread

Flame

Gwenivere Jordan Jake Devins

Jamie Williams

Jeff Evans (2x)

Jimmy Luciano Johnnyboy

Jonathan Collins

Konstantin Bryzgalov

Kou Bishop (2x)

Kyle Rayner (2x) Los Gringo X

Lucas Knight Lucius Pendragon Matt Miller Matt Salensky

Mike Phantasy (2x)

Miss Kink

Monty Stice Morgana

Pete Ebdon

Santa Claus

Sebastian York Shawn Samson

Slash Tannon (2x)

Stryker Graff

Tony Millennia (5x) Tony Star Trevor Wrath

Trigere

Zimdela Brudon

List of losses against wrestlers Adam Cameron

Adora (2x)

Andrew Ashton

Chris Carson (3x)

Corey Page

David Lunar

Gwenivere Jordan

Jamie Williams (2x)

Laz Kennedy

Morgana (2x)

Tony Millennia

List of special matches won

World Title matches (7x)

Handicapped (4x)

Cage (2x)

Table (2x)

Hardcore Rules

10 Man Battle Royal

Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal

Nude (handicapped lumberjacks w/ leather straps)

Hide and Seek

Morgana's Bedroom

Naughty vs. Nice

Hanging Noose Match

Mexican Cafeteria Brawl

List of special matches lost

World Title matches (2x)

Casket (2x)

Cage

Hardcore Rules

Art of War Rumble

Auschwitz Prison Deathmatch

Championships
Listed in order of first title belt won to the most recent reign.

MRW National Title

MRW World Title

CWF European Title

WWA World Title

NEW World Title (2)

NEW North American

SW Platinum Title

SW World Title

SW Lust Title

Awards
Sin Wrestling


 * 1) 1 on weekly rankings (6x)

Newcomer of the Month

Wrestler of the Month (2x)

Heel of the Month (5x)

Feud of the Month (7x)

Match of the Month (5x)

Newcomer of the Year (2005)

Most Hated of the Year (2005, 2006)

Finisher of the Year (2005)

Match of the Year (2006) Feud of the Year (2005, 2006)

Moment of the Year (2005, 2006)

Awful Moment of the Year (2006)

2007 Sin Trophy (co-winner: Morgana)

Hall Of Famer

Other

WWA Legend

NEW Legend (stripped)

Early Matches (2000-2001)
A few of Chris Extreme's early matches were unarchived and lost. However, the biggest matches at the start of his career have been archived. None of his early matches have been attributed to his overall win/loss record.

Maximum Risk Wrestling (October 2000)

Flaming Tables Match for #1 Contender "Hyper Active" Chris Extreme defeated Action Jackson

Halloween Hell PPV - Steel Cage Match for World Title "Hyper Active" Chris Extreme defeated "Eternal Youth" Corey Page (c)

Totally Wild Wrestling (December 2000)

New Beginning PPV - Casket Match "The Creep" Chris Carson defeated Masked Man*

''*The masked man was revealed to be Chris Extreme. "The Creep" crippled him, locked him in a casket, and pushed the casket off a cliff.''

Continental Wrestling Federation (Spring 2001)

10 Man Rumble for European Title Chris Extreme defeated 9 wrestlers

- As the first entrant, Chris debutted in a highly competitive federation as a stranger and walked out the victor.

World Wrestling Alliance (Summer 2001)

World Title Match Chris Extreme defeated Acid

- Becoming the federation's first World Champion, he held onto the title for 60 days before quitting.

New Era Wrestling (version 1)
December 29, 2001: Breakout Pilot - Main Event Chris Extreme def. Corey Page

January 5, 2002: Breakout - Battle Royal for #1 Contender Chris Extreme def. Morgana, Matt Miller, David Lunar

January 19, 2002: Breakout - Tag Team Match Chris Extreme, Morgana, Adora, Tony Millennia def. Andrew Ashton, David Lunar, AJ Collins, Angel

January 27, 2002: DOWNFALL - World Title Match Chris Extreme def. Andrew Ashton

February 2, 2002: Breakout - World Title Match Adora def. Chris Extreme (c) *defeats Adora (c) in an immediate rematch ordered by Reno Frost.

February 16, 2002: Breakout - Tag Team Match Adora & Tony Millennia def. Chris Extreme & Reno Frost

February 24, 2002: COUNTERSTRIKE - World Title & North American Title Match Chris Extreme (world) def. Tony Millennia (north american)

March 2, 2002: Breakout - Tag Team Match Chris Extreme & Seraph def. Tony Millennia & Adam Cameron

March 9, 2002: Breakout - Handicapped Match Chris Extreme def. Kou Bishop & Jake Devins

New Era Wrestling (version 2)
July 5, 2002: Breakout - Singles Match Chris Extreme def. Kou Bishop

July 12, 2002: Breakout - Singles Match for #1 Contender Adam Cameron def. Chris Extreme

New Era Wrestling (version 3)
April 5, 2003: Breakout - Singles Match Chris Extreme def. Matt Salensky

April 13, 2003: Breakout - Tag Team Match Chris Extreme & Morgana def. Andrew Ashton & Corey Ashton

April 20, 2003: Super Breakout - Cage Match Chris Extreme def. Jeff Evans

April 26, 2003: THE ART OF WAR RUMBLE - #1 Contender Morgana wins. Chris Extreme & Morgana eliminate Jade Millennia, Shawn Striker, April Starr, & David Strife. Morgana accidently eliminates Chris Extreme; then helps Morgana eliminate Kyle Rayner to win.

May 11, 2003: Breakout - Tag Team Match Chris Extreme, Morgana, Corey Ashton def. Adam Cameron, Kyle Rayner, Andrew Ashton

May 18, 2003: Breakout - No DQ Match Jamie Williams def. Chris Extreme

May 25, 2003: Breakout - Handicapped Match Chris Extreme & Morgana def. Jeff Evans

June 8, 2003: ONE KING - Cage Match Jamie Williams def. Chris Extreme

June 15, 2003: Breakout - Singles Match Chris Extreme def. Corey Ashton

June 23, 2003: Breakout - Tag Team Match Chris Extreme, Adora, Jeff Evans def. Jamie Williams, Kyle Rayner, Trigere

June 29, 2003: Breakout - Tag Team Match Andrew Ashton & David Lunar def. Chris Extreme & Adora

November 30, 2003: Breakout - Handicapped Match Chris Extreme def. The Gorditas

December 7, 2003: Breakout - Triple Threat Match Chris Extreme def. Jonathan Collins & Trevor Wrath

December 14, 2003: Breakout - Table Match Chris Extreme def. Tony Millennia

December 21, 2003: LEGACY - Team Ashton vs. Frost Inc. Timothy Ashton, Andrew Ashton, Corey Ashton def. Chris Extreme, Adam Cameron, Kyle Rayner *Chris intentionally gets himself disqualified after a banned promo.

Sin Wrestling
May 29, 2005: Impulse - Singles Match Chris Extreme def. Dread

June 5, 2005: Impulse - #1 Contender for Platinum Title Chris Extreme def. Danny Polar

June 12, 2005: Impulse - Platinum Title Match Gwenivere Jordan (c) def. Chris Extreme *wrestled drunk in his boxers for the 1st time, screwed over by Zimdela Brudon distraction, Danny Polar interference, and Corey Page decision error.

June 19, 2005: Impulse - Ultraviolence Match Chris Extreme def. Slash Tannon

June 26, 2005: BLOOD BATH - Triple Threat Match for Platinum Title Chris Extreme def. Danny Polar & Gwenivere Jordan (c)

[Winning the title, Chris nicknamed it Gwenivere's platinum pussy, for she held onto it for so long.]

July 10, 2005: Impulse Platinum Title Match - Chris Extreme (c) def. Tony Star

July 17, 2005: Impulse Elimination Match for #1 Contender - Chris Extreme def. Mike Phantasy & Casanova [Chris eliminated both hall of famers.]

July 24, 2005: Impulse Triple Threat Platinum Title Match - Laz Kennedy def. The Bureaucrat & Chris Extreme (c)

[Before the match, Casanova and a group of minorities ambushed Chris. After the match, Zimdela Brudon gave Chris a hickey and then crucified him on a giant swastika.]

July 31, 2005: Impulse [Chris created a Centaur by gluing his cock inside Hope Finwood's asshole, who is the manager of Zimdela Brudon. As special referee, Chris made a slow three count for Zimdela over The Bureaucrat. Afterward, Chris whipped Zimdela with a leather-strap until Gwenivere, Draco, and Casanova ran out to chase him off.]

August 7, 2005: GLORIFYING LUST World Title Match - Chris Extreme def. Zimdela Brudon (c) via first Cock Factor [The Sentinels of Insanity lurked around the ring and attacked Chris with leather straps until his Master Race army -- Mike Phantasy, Dontam Dyce, and Johnny Legend -- debutted by fighting off the Sentinels.]

August 21, 2005: Impulse World Title Match - Chris Extreme (c) def. Slash Tannon [The Master Race poured a bucket of vomit, piss, and shit on Slash Tannon.]

August 28, 2005: Impulse Hide and Seek Match - Chris Extreme & Mike Phantasy def. Crow & Miss Kink

[The Master Race got gassed in their locker room by the Sentinels.]

September 4, 2005: Impulse Morgana's Bedroom Match - Chris Extreme def. Tony Millennia [Handcuffed to Morgana's bed, Chris defeated Tony by pinning the bed on top of him. After the match, a steel cage descended with Casanova and the lights went out. The lights came back on with Chris tucked neatly in Morgana's bed and the World Title and a pair of pink panties beside him.]

September 18, 2005: Impulse Tag Team Match - Chris Extreme & Cyber Trooper def. Casanova & Lucius Pendragon

September 25, 2005: VANITY World Title Cage Match - Chris Extreme (c) vs. Casanova - No Contest

[Corey Page, the incomprehensible voice of reason, vacated the World Title.]

October 9, 2005: Impulse Grudge Match - "The Creep" Chris Carson def. Chris Extreme ["The Creep" won by countout after Chris Extreme left due to regained hatred for owner Corey Page.]

October 31, 2005: ILLUSIONS 2 Casket Match - "The Creep" Chris Carson def. Chris Extreme [After the match, "The Creep" killed Chris Extreme again by sending his casket off a cliff in the back of an ambulance.]

October 31, 2006: ILLUSIONS 3 Auschwitz Prison Death Match - Corey Page def. Chris Extreme

[The real Corey Page regained ownership of the company after defeating Chris Extreme; whom brought it back posing as the fake Corey Page with plastic surgery.]

October 31, 2006: ILLUSIONS 3 Auschwitz Prison Death Match - Corey Page def. Chris Extreme [The real Corey Page regained ownership of the company after defeating Chris Extreme; whom brought it back posing as the fake Corey Page with plastic surgery.]

December 24, 2006: SANTA'S REVENGE Naughty vs. Nice Match - Chris Extreme def. Santa Claus ["Lord Nazi" killed Christmas by impaling Santa's head with his cock for the victory. During the match, he also punted elves into the audience and attacked reindeer. After the match, Chris opened the giant, pink gift that Santa left in the ring, finding Morgana inside. Chris ran away, but not before bumping into Adora, who was disguised as an elf.]

January 9, 2007: Eternity Handicapped Match - Chris Extreme def. Streets of Bakersfield [Johnnyboy (a Mexican) and Buck Travis (a hick) failed to overcome the "Great White Man."]

January 31, 2007: Eternity

Singles Match - Chris Extreme def. Monty Stice [Chris defeated the black man with a Cock Factor, breaking his steel mask.]

February 14, 2007: OVER-THE-TOP-ROPE 3 Noose Match - Chris Extreme def. Flame [Ali Khadafi, who was originally booked in the match, was dragged by Chris by his black cock tied to the back of a white truck. After murdering Khadafi, Chris used his black cock to Cock Factor Flame and then hung and killed Flame as well.]

Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal - Chris Extreme & Morgana are Co-Winners [Spilling to the outside together as the final two in a battle royal with 10 participants, Chris Extreme and Morgana were announced by Corey Page as co-winners of the Sin Trophy, and advanced to the main event.]

World Title Triple Threat Match - Morgana def. Chris Extreme & Nikita (c) [After using Cunt Claws on Nikita and Morgana, landing a Nazigasm on both of them, and Cock Factoring Nikita, Chris came up short as Morgana pinned Nikita for the victory. After the match, Chris destroyed both celebrating wifeys with a steel chair, before setting the ring and arena down on fire.]

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