Joke Killings

''Lion Merteuil (born June 11, 1985) is an American Professional Wrestler who competes presently in the Professional RPG Wrestling federation under his real name. To date this is Lion's second federation, as he broke in with the now defunct Xtreme Wrestling Alliance. Born into the ultra rich Merteuil family, Lion enjoyed and still enjoys the best of everything in his life. However haveing everything has one unfortunate side effect: boredom. To remedy this, Lion took to various sports, things like golf, tennis, and other assorted leisure activities before he began to visit the gym at only 15 years of age, where he fell in love with the physical and mental challenge of weight lifting, allowing him over the next seven years to carve his body into the impecable specimen it is today. Also at this time Lion began to take an interest in professional wrestling, and subsequently hired former XWA megastar "Alex Showtime" (Alex Sean) to train him.