Jamie Static

James Catrell, better known under his professional name of Jamie Static, is an American Professional Wrestler from Orange County, California. He currently wrestles for Xtreme Championship Wrestling Alliance and has made many independent appearances in smaller companies since.

Early Life
Born and bred in the sands of sunny Orange County in the heart of California, one might call Jamie Static an All-American boy - and they'd be wrong. The son of Mr. Aaron James Catrell and Mrs. Jennifer Gianna Lopez-Catrell never really had it in his mind to excel at anything in life; things just came naturally to him. He was born on the chilly morning of the first day of February, and since, Jamie has been gliding through life. Jamie wasn't much of a sports fan growing up - instead of watching football or wrestling on the tube, he'd rather sit in his room and listen for hours on end to his music. He'd listen to anything that was put on the radio; from Brit Rock, like Radiohead and Oasis, to Alternative Metal, like Nine Inch Nails, to Ska, like No Doubt. Indeed this time he spent in his life heavily influenced the character he would be in the future.

Discovering Wrestling
In one of the rare occasions when Jamie wanted to stop watching music, he turned on the television and for the very first time, the sport of kings came across his eyes. In an interview with GQ Magazine, he stated:
 * "I came across wrestling one night on my way to MTV, you know? And as soon as I saw it, it blew my mind ... It was Shawn Michaels versus Bret Hart, I believe. The match was the main event of the show, and I was pining for more after it. I said to myself, "If I'm not world famous like U2, I'm gonna do that for a living." And the rest, as they say, is history."

Personality
Taken from his biography, from xcwa.com:
 * "Childish, loud and on occasion, vulgar, Jamie seems to be a very immature at heart, however if need be, he'll straighten up and deal with something. Jamie's interests include: pokemon, muppets, monopoly, muppet monopoly, and the guitar. Oh and wrestling. Jamie talks as if he has a very high opinion of himself, once proudly stating that "Sabbath wrote "Iron Man" about Jamie Static", even though the song was written seventeen years before he was born.
 * "Jamie tries to be enigmatic; whenever he approaches people, he tries to keep them guessing. If he's with the regular group of people he hangs out with, he's a scene-boy geek. He enjoys his Pokemon Gold on Gameboy Color, and has caught every Pokemon on Emerald Green. He would get pokemon Pearl, except he doesn't have enough money, jgfhg. If you know Jame-bo, he loves his music. He even plays the guitar. He's real good too. he once called himself "James Iha, minus the Asian." He's out to have a good time, basically."

Performance
Taken from his biography, from xcwa.com
 * "static.air; a style all his own. Based on his experience within the rings of Canada, United Kingdom and most commonly, Japan and United States. Combines his technical and brawling prowess, with his high-flying skills. Inside the ring, Jamie has the 'win at any cost' attitude, and will try to humiliate his opponent whenever he gets the opportunity. If the opponent tries to do a flashy move that can easily be reversed or moved out of, Jamie will indeed embarass his opponent by making it look as easy as possible. Jamie usually tries to stay legit in the ring, but if things happen to go wrong in his match, he will cheat by using illegal maneuvres or by using a weapon.

Outrageous Claims
Jamie, if not known for his stylistic wrestling, is known for his extremely outragous claims towards himself, and towards his opponents and friends, which are generally in good taste. He's gone from one extreme to the other when it comes to these claims:
 * After hearing a rumor about Tristian Blake's supposedly less-than-sufficient sex life.
 * Tristian Blake: What're you listening to?
 * Jamie Static: Thirty seconds to Orgasm - MARS. I meant to say Mars.


 * Tristian Blake: I did Airyn.
 * Jamie Static: I did Airyn ... twice.
 * Awkward silence
 * Jamie Static: Lets see, I did Airyn twice, Ginny once on your coffee table.
 * Tristian Blake: So THATS why it was so easy to break through!
 * Jamie Static: ...Sure? I did Aaron, too.
 * Tristian Blake: Ew dude. Thats's my sister.
 * Jamie Static: Yeah well, I don't see you bragging about it. She wanted to go ass-to-mouth. I win. [[Image:jamietristian.jpg|left|thumb]]


 * When talking about Michael Harris
 * '''Jamie Static: When I think of Michael Harris, i think of respect. No, not for his talent. Not for his achievements. For his lifestyle. See, here's how I see it; Michael, if you wanna have unconsentual sex with minors, hey - we only live once, right? Right?!"


 * Jamie Static: There's only room for one loser in that ring, and you keep it like your dad kept your sister in his closet. Ironic, isn't it?
 * Cameraman: Actually Jamie, I think that's a coincedence.
 * Jamie Static: NO, Cameraman, a coincedence would be a guy with a funny toupee found dead in the alley behind this bar tomorrow at daybreak.
 * Silence.
 * Cameraman: You're a bitch.


 * Jamie Static: ...Eddie, get my gun.
 * Eddie Static: Dude. You don't have an emm-effing gun. Get back to the promo.
 * Jamie Static: Yes I do. I distinctly remember having a desert eagle in my front pocket.
 * Eddie Static: Is this a dick joke?
 * Jamie Static: No.
 * Eddie Static: Well then why would you want me to get your gun, that's in your front pocket.
 * Jamie Static: Because I don't have hands.
 * Eddie Static: ...YES. YOU. DO!
 * Jamie Static: Prove it.

Career
After numerous attempts to fit into multiple promotions, Jamie had no where to go. He tried the Global Wrestling eVolution [GWe], International Combat Entertainment [ICE], and had debuted for the first time in Independent Wrestling Empire [iWe] in October of 2006, and had a few matches, but nothing came of it. He was contemplating quitting wrestling all together, until he found XCWA.

Xtreme Championship Wrestling Alliance
Jamie's earliest known appearance in XCWA occured on April of 2007, where he gained admiration from fans because of approachable personality, unique talent, and entertaining promos. His first challenge came in the form of company powerhouse Kristine Rampage, a woman who basically ran on the blood of her opponents. However, it would not be Jamie's blood shed that night, for he defeated her in a first blood match. His second opponent would be Tyler Rage, another company powerhouse. Jamie would soon vanquish this foe as well, and in the process, quickly becoming one of the more well-liked superstars amongst the crowd. After these two victories, however, he would have to take a leave of absense from XCWA, after suffering a personal tragedy.

Tragedy
On May 2nd, 2006, Jamie Static's girlfriend of two years, Hannah Galen, died. In a car crash reminiscent of a scene from a horror movie, she was hit by a semi-truck driven by a drunk driver while in the westbound lane, before being pushed over to the eastbound lane, which caused a major pileup. She was pronounced dead at the scene. This accident proved to be very painful for Jamie - Hannah seemed to be the only person who truly understood him. He would revert back to his habits during his childhood, sitting in his room, listening to music all day, only this time, whilst bundled up in the fetal position. It would be weeks before he would get back into wrestling again. While he may never truly get over this tragedy, Jamie Static does try to keep a positive attitude and does now, continue wrestling.

Comeback
Jamie would come back to wrestling the following month, under the impression that grieving will get him no where. He would continue to impress management by defeating perhaps the toughest person on the roster at the time, Phoenix, as well as Acid, and Kendrick Renton among others. Many have wondered, what's next for this wonderkid from Orange County? He's got the attitude, the looks, the ability, and the style ot make it to the top of the food chain; but will he? Only time will truly tell.

Finishing Moves

 * Panic in the O.C. - Pumphandle Facebuster. *Main
 * Jamiecide - 630-degree Senton Splash.

Signature Moves

 * 'static.pulse' - Tornado Piledriver.
 * 'Digital Blasphemy' - Sit-out F5.
 * 'Static X' - Shining Wizard.
 * 'Skullf*ck' - Delayed dropkick /w Opponent in tree of woe.

Entrance Themes

 * Six Barrel Shotgun by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club [current]
 * Final Combat from the Mortal Kombat Soundtrack
 * Lost Boys by the 69 Eyes
 * Bulletproof Skin by Institute

Notable Allies

 * Tiffany Brooklyn
 * Eddie Static
 * Tristian Blake